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Handbook For The Hellbound
Where Oscar Wilde Gets Fist-Fucked By H.P. Lovecraft
Created on 2007-05-13 02:42:33 (#12931790), last updated 2007-06-10
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Basic Info| Name: | hellboundsmoker |
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| Birthdate: | 1981 |
| Location: | Christchurch, New Zealand (Aotearoa) |
BioI'm just your typical, run-of-the-mill Chain-smoking, Caffeine-dependent Skeptical Atheist with an expansive colloquial vernacular, a cornucopia of pre-existing conditions to baffle the most ardent of Psychiatrists, a ten-foot dick and a monkey on my back to match.
I hate lots of bands (probably all of the bands you like). I find a lot of movies to be shitty. And like the few friends I have, I know better than to go to clubs full of fat, sweaty, inarticulate people like you.
Anything else you want to know is really none of your goddamn business. You are, of course, welcome to ask. I'm not averse to meeting new people, but I do have high standards. I meet enough walking organ-banks and head-up-their-ass armchair intellectuals offline. I don't really need to meet any more here, thank you.
Fundamentalists, Conspiracy Nuts, Hippies, New-Agers, White Guys with Dreadlocks and/or Tribal Tattoos and all-round Fruit-Cakes need not apply
I hate lots of bands (probably all of the bands you like). I find a lot of movies to be shitty. And like the few friends I have, I know better than to go to clubs full of fat, sweaty, inarticulate people like you.
Anything else you want to know is really none of your goddamn business. You are, of course, welcome to ask. I'm not averse to meeting new people, but I do have high standards. I meet enough walking organ-banks and head-up-their-ass armchair intellectuals offline. I don't really need to meet any more here, thank you.
Fundamentalists, Conspiracy Nuts, Hippies, New-Agers, White Guys with Dreadlocks and/or Tribal Tattoos and all-round Fruit-Cakes need not apply
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ancient egypt, ancient history, atheism, beer, black sabbath, cartoons, chris rock, cigarettes, classic rock, coffee, daniel tosh, david cross, death metal, dogs, doom metal, doug stanhope, george carlin, hannibal lector, heavy metal, james randi, jimi hendrix, judas priest, masturbation, movies, mr. show, music, penn & teller, queen, richard pryor, serial killers, skepticism, stand-up comedy, the non-prophets, thrash metal, video games
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